unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

google used to know what i was talking about

ilya could become a rock star but lestat could never play ice hockey

jake this is one of the truest things you’ve ever said

all i do anymore is display symptoms

I wish ziprecruiter and indeed.com had cute marketable mascots so i could make paintings of them opening the hellraiser puzzlebox and getting their skin flayed onto a pillar

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal