Guardians of the Galaxy Shitposting

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I always assumed Drax’s wife had to have been very muscular for whatever reason, and later movies only seemed to confirm this because Drax mainly shows attraction to muscular people. Then someone suggested that maybe his species has no sexual dimorphism whatsoever besides genitalia (he makes a fair few comments that suggest his species has vaginas and penises) and there’s no way of telling who is male and who’s female just from looking at them.

That left me with the amusing mental image of all members of Drax’s species being played by professional male wrestlers with no indication of who were playing women, but somehow they knew.

But then I thought it’d be much better if they couldn’t tell either. It’s very normal in nature for animals to not be able to tell the sexes apart so they literally have to “ask” by grabbing a feel or do a little dance to see how the other individual responds. I like the idea of Drax being like “I love this person because they refuse to dance. Oh, you’re a woman? Then we can make more of us too!”

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

Anyone who claims to be a real Marvel fan will reblog this on all social media platforms. And you’ll write to the actors of the Marvel movies to help us also. It seems like only the actors and us, the fans, are the ones who really care about Mr. Lee anymore. Please guys. We have to help him. NOW.

Stan Lee is a hero to a lot of us. It’s time that we be a hero for him. And even if you don’t like Marvel, anyone who doesn’t tolerate elder abuse should help!

Stan Lee created Marvel Comics.

Stan Lee changed the world of entertainment as we know it by diverging from the norm and encouraging the acceptance of those who are different (X-Men mutants in 1963).

Stan Lee, at the age of 95, is giving up on life because everyone close to him is depending upon him like vultures.

Please please please reblog this. Maybe someone with influence can help him. Maybe the state will step in if enough people but them about it. Maybe we can make Stan’s twilight years enjoyable instead of the hell he’s going through.

Thanks you.

Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the galaxy is a thief raccoon who has Angst over being the Only One of His Kind

Sucker Punch’s pre-Sly-Cooper game was titled Rocket: Robot on Wheels and features Sly’s “spiritual predecessor”, a raccoon often referred to as “the Rocket Raccoon”

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*