Faerie Grob-Blubber

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

WEAK. JEANS. I died a little inside lmao

SO THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT

if you're answering any number other than 1, i am going to crack your plural egg like i'm cooking a delicious breakfast

I love having little fictional people to write about because I get to torture them with my own life. I have a problem that is ongoing and mildly annoying but now I can also give that to a fictional person who is already in a stupid situation in the first place and in doing so make everything about the situation even stupider. I wield such power

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHHA HAHAHAHA HAHA HELP HELP

boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

why do people keep tagging this as whump what is whump. is it the sound they make when they throw themselves against the bars of the cage because they love it in there so much

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

I think it’s kinda sad that despite the amazing cast of characters Holly Balck has in all of her tfota series (the modern faerie tales and darkest part of the forest included) most of the fandom only give a shit abt two of them. Even when she made the sequel series most of the fandom just wanted to see Jude and Cardan. I wish ppl could appreciate the other characters more and Holly Black’s stories and world building.