i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some pplâs memories:
âI like your shoelacesâ âI stole them from the presidentâ and people actually fucking doing this in public
we still called porn fics âsmutâ and âlemonsâ
âyou must be fun at partiesâ
cole sprouseâs tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
the obsession with andrew hussieâs lips
superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
supernatural has a gif for everything
âFuck you watsonâ somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
benedict cumberbatch everywhere
that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a doorâs peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said heâs the best actor in the world or whatever
people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
âOh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, weâll find youâŚSupernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!â proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
âim pretty sure thats taylor swiftâ âno thats beckyâ
the dancing chandler gif from friends
âReblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!â followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
potato jesus (iâll admit, this was actually funny)
the reblog button being at the top of posts
cuil theory, aka âi give you a hamburgerâ
27 comments on a post just saying âINSTANT REBLOGâ or âPRESS PLAYâ
song mixups from people âaccidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing musicâ but it was actually from a pop mix album
âah, the scalene triangleâ
the most reblogged picture on tumblr
the cursed long ass âfedoras arent that bad!â post
touch my butt and buy me pizza
spread this like wildfire
tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
germansingergirl
origamiaround
baratheonpilled
annaxmalina
kianamaiart
prguitarman
areudirty
