we seemed like a good idea

do kids these days know about grace kelly by mika

WHAT. IS. THIS. SORCERY.

My pet peeve in writing is the bilingual character who just sprinkle in words from a different language for no other reason than the author wants to remind you they’re bilingual

whatever do vous mean

tú come into mi casa on this the day of my hija’s boda

The police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they get into chases by foot

#did Jake Peralta say this [x]

Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.