Shrek is love

No I didn't say pretty boy, I said pre-t boy. You misunderstood.

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

creampie.

feeling like the health inspector

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?

i keep releasing scarab beetles into the house and they fly around loud as fuckkkkkk and go tink tink tink against the walls

I’m so glad Overwatch’s fandom died in like 2 years on here it was so lame with how people acted like these shallow characters were really that interesting.

Winston

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

mommy needs you to look at the minimap more okay sweetheart?