Whither Dost Thou Wander?

This is a very charming illustration and I do approve of Accidental Latin, but unfortunately, that is not what this (Fake) Accidental Latin actually says. Google Translate seems to think "temu" is identical to "timor" (infinitive, "to fear"), which would then be conjugated in first-person singular as "timeo" ("I fear"). "Temu" is not a word in Latin. So that is a very weird leap on Google Translate's part to turn gibberish into... something vaguely etymologically similar sounding? Hmm.

Ah, that is true. My Latin is of the reading-medieval-documents (particularly charters and/or chronicles) variety, where the sentence and usage structures are often more formulaic and there is less poetic license to move words around. There is obviously far less fixity for word order in Latin, since the conjugations explain how they grammatically relate to each other rather than placement in the sentence. (Coincidentally, this is why I used to say that the best feeling in the world was walking past a Latin classroom and not having to go inside it. Ahem.)

I saw that ablative “die” and that final -u on “temu” and thought of the ablative supine (as in “mirabile dictu”) but as you observe, there isn’t a verb that “temu” could be, and then also, the ablative supine requires an adjective, as far as I know.

You hail from a great empire, which sent you on a war of conquest promising riches and glory and land holdings. But when the war was over and the land conquered, the empire failed to deliver on their promises and now you're left alone in a lawless country with low population density, far from the capital with its system of rules, and the only people you will encounter in this vast wilderness are small enclaves. You have nothing with which to make your living except your horse and your weapons. Your three career choices are: agriculture, vigilante law enforcement according to a personal code of honor, or highway robbery. Are you in: