stay at home castrato

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.

much to think about……… reverse age gap rikstine…………….. yess hm yes

i’m just thinking………. imagine you’re never loved as a kid so you missed out on this huge sense of maternal validation throughout the first 20 years of your life and then you meet A HOT MILF but you also have no semblance of any sort of emotional intelligence bc your general “normal life experience milestones” batting average is entirely nonexistent so the hottest 30 something year old you’ve ever seen is simultaneously mama but also youre parasocial internet girlfriend you’re catfishing but to HER youre her weed-induced psychosis comfort hat man until you’re not and she’s like fucccck he’s not only emotionally underdeveloped but he’s emotionally undeveloped bc he’s MORE THAN TEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME AND WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS 4 MONTH STUDY ABROAD IN PERSIA THAT “changed him fundamentally” AS A PERSON FUCCCCXXXK I CANT DO THIS all the while you’re streaming roblox on tiktok live

christine’s simultaneously single has a boyfriend and is gay i don’t know what else i can say

my tomodachi erik mii asked to move in with my fiona gallagher mii....e/c stays finding each other in every universe

susan kay lowkey wrote learn to be lonely