brave and afraid

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

okay if you’re like “what is TAZ” this is UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is good

if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love

Today I found out that Mountain Goats aren’t goats and it completely blew my mind.

By which I mean I learned mountain goats, the actual animal, aren’t true goats but a different, closely related creature. I’ve known that the band The Mountain Goats wasn’t formed by goats for over six months.

they didn’t tell andrew garfield he was playing spiderman in the amazing spiderman he thought he was just playing a gay person who could fly

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

it’s really easy to think “everyone in fanfictions is so stupid, no one irl is this bad at communication” but honestly people who say that have never looked at r/relationships

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

Yeah this is my character Cool José. He’s like normal José except he didn’t fail his driving test three Times.

*looks up at night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*