swamp thing

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

db cooper got back on the plane when people weren't looking

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.