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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
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What makes pornographic photographers different is their ability to elevate sex to the level of dark but beautiful photography. The bed becomes a canvas for expressing love for each other.
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It's wonderful to be excited about pharaohs. Because...
one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.
For a moment, I thought someone knew something. My new employer said a woman had been arrested for tax evasion, and I said, "This is a very difficult time for a woman." He was shocked, apologized, and said he was going to sue me for assault. He also said that taxes weren't the problem.
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,
c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,
hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使!okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼!🫢 那可不行哦🙅♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因,然后发现:诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒!😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃,一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒!但不给亲!🤨 怎么会这样昵? 🤷♀️ 原来,亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴! 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人,
y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me
Ich bin's, dein Schutzengel hiiii 😇 okay 🙏 also, in ungefähr 6 Monaten verhungerst du🥺 und wenn ich dich nicht beschütze, werde ich wohl #gefeuert 🫢 und das wäre nicht gut 🙅🏼♀️ hahaaa also. 🙏 Ich habe mich mit den Ursachen vom Verhungern auseinander gesetzt, und stellt sich raus: Dein Tod ist absolut abwendbar 😯 ohoh 😆 Es gibt mehr als genug Nahrung, um dich durchzufüttern, ohne dass das das Überleben andere beeinträchtigt, aber die kannst du leider nicht bekommen 🤨 hääää? 🤷🏼♀️So wie's scheint wurde dein Tod schon von tausenden Dingen namens "Anteilseigner" beschlossen. Also. 🙏 Ich hab angefangen Menschen zu töten,
դա ես եմ, ես քո պահապան հրեշտակն եմ, ողջույն, 😇 լավ 🙏, այնպես որ: Մոտ վեց ամսից սովից կմեռնես։ 🥺 եւ եթե ես քեզ չպաշտպանեմ, կստանամ. 🫢 եւ դա լավ չէ։ 🙅♀️ Ես 🙏 ուսումնասիրեցի սովի պատճառները, եւ պարզվում է. 😯 Հա՜հ։ 😆 Կա ավելի քան բավարար սնունդ ձեզ պահելու համար՝ առանց որեւէ մեկի գոյատեւմանը խանգարելու, բայց ձեզ թույլ չի տրվում ունենալ այն: 🤨 Ինչպե՞ս։ 🤷♀️ Ըստ երեւույթին, ձեր մահը կանխամտածված է հազարավոր բաների կողմից, որոնք կոչվում են «բաժնետերեր»: Այսպիսով: 🙏 Ես սպանում եմ մարդկանց,
jIH'e' 'angbogh Da QanwI'lI' jIH luq 😇🙏. qaSpu'DI' jav jar, ghungmo' bIHegh. 🥺 'ej qaQanbe'chugh, vaj vISuq: #fired! 🫢 vaj QaQbe 🙅 ♀️' ghu'vam. 🙏 ghungmo' meqmey vInuD, 'ej SIbI' HeghlIj toDlu'chu'! 😯 HIja'! 😆 DutaHmoHmeH yapbej Soj 'ej latlh taHtaHghach nISbe'lu', 'ach Daghaj net chaw'be'! 🤨 nuqjatlh? 🤷 ♀️ HeghlIj 'e' HeSlaw' SaD lang
niiii naiz zure aingeru guardako iiiiepa 😇 ongi🙏 ea. sei hilabete barru edo, goseak hilko zara. 🥺 eta ez bazaitut babesten, #kaleratu egingo naute! 🫢 ta hori Ez Dago Ongi 🙅♀️ karkaaar Beraz. 🙏 Goseak hiltzearen arrazoiak ikertu ditut, eta antza denez: Zure heriotza guztiz saihesgarria da! 😯 Hara! 😆 Beste inoren biziraupena oztopatu gabe bizi ahal izateko nahikoa janari dago, baina ez duzu hartzeko baimenik! 🤨 Zeeer? 🤷♀️ Antza denez, zure heriotza "akziodun" deitzen diren milaka izakik planifikatu dute. Beraz. 🙏 Jendea hiltzen ibili naiz,
dekho main aapke guardian angel hoon namasteeee 😇 theek 🙏 tohh. kuch chhe mahene mein, aap bhook se mar jao ge 🥺 aur if main aapke rakshe nahi karta, main ho jaungi: fired!! 🫢 aur woh bahut Achha Nahi Hai 🙅♀️ hahaaa Toh. 🙏 Maine bhook se marne ki vajat shogh kari, aur yeh sun: Aapke marna pure navarey hai 😯 Arey ma! 😆 Aap ke liye kaafi se aur bhi khana hai kisi aur se lene ki bina, par aap le nahi sakte! 🤨 Ye kya baat hai? 🤷♀️ Sun ye, aapka marna hazaaron se cheezein se pehle se vichaarit hai, ye cheez hain "shareholders." Toh. 🙏 Mai logon ko thora hatya kari vi hoon,
あたしだよぉ〜♡ アンタの守護天使でぇ〜す☆ ハーイ😇 ってゆーかぁ🙏 アンタさぁ、あと半年くらいで餓死しちゃうんだケド〜🥺 でぇ、あたしがアンタのコト守んないと、あたしマジで【#クビ】決定じゃん!?🫢 そんなんアリエナクナイ?🙅♀️ ウケるんですケド〜 あははっ んでぇ🙏 餓死の原因チョー調べてみたらさぁ? アンタの死、フツーに防げんじゃん!?😯 ヤバッ!😆 ってか、アンタが生きてくのに十分すぎるくらい食べ物あんのに、他の人の邪魔もしないのに、アンタにはダメなんだってぇ!?🤨 意味わかんないんですケドぉ〜?🤷♀️ なんかぁ、アンタの死ってぇ、「株主」とかゆー何千もの連中にあらかじめ決められてるらしーよ?ってコトで🙏 あたしさぁ、ずっと人殺しまくってるワケ、
eeeech bes din schotzängel hoooooi 😇 okei 🙏 also. i öppe sächs mönet wersch du verhongere. 🥺 ond weni dech ned beschötze den werdi: #entloo! 🫢 ond das Wemmer Ned 🙅♀️ hahaaa Also. 🙏 ech ha rescherschiert werom das mer cha verhongere ond es het sech usegschtellt: din tood esch extreem verhenderbaar! 😯 o-oou! 😆 s'hed mee als gnueg zässe zom dech am läbe phalte oni das öpper andersch zwenig het, aber dier erlaubets need das z'haa! 🤨 Waaaas? 🤷♀️ aanschiined esch din tood foorsätzlech veruursacht fo tuusige fo dengs wo "akzionäär" häisset. Also. 🙏 ech ben am lüüt morde gsii,
أنا ملاكك الحارس هايييي 😇 اوكيه🙏 بص بقى. بعد حوالي ست شهور كده، إنت هتموت من الجوع 🥺 ولو ما حمتكش أنا #هاترفد! 🫢 وده شيء مش لطيف🙅♀️ هَهَهَهَهَ المهم 🙏 قعدت أدور في أسباب المجاعة، واتضح: موتك كان ممكن نتفاداه بسهولة جدًا!😯 أوبا !😆 طلع في أكل أكتر من كفاية يعيشك من غير ما يأثر على حياة أي حد تاني أصلًا، بس مش مسموحلك تاخده🤨 يا نهار أبيض🤷♀️ واضح إن موتك مكتوب ومتخططله من آلاف الكائنات اسمهم "المساهمين." فا.🙏 بدأت أقتل شوية ناس،
to jaaaa twój anioł stróż hejkaaaaa 😇 okej🙏 a więc. za około pół roku, umrzesz z głodu. 🥺 i jeśli cię nie ochronie, to mnie: #zwolnią! 🫢 i to Niedobrze 🙅♀️ hahaaa Więc. 🙏 Sprawdziłem jakie są powody śmierci głodowej i okazuje się: Twoja śmierć jest totalnie do uniknięcia! 😯 O rany! 😆 Jest więcej niż potrzeba żywności, aby zapewnić ci przetrwanie bez szkodzenia przetrwaniu innych ludzi, ale nie możesz jej mieć! 🤨 Cooooo? 🤷♀️ Okazuje się, twoja śmierć jest zaplanowana przez tysiące tych rzeczy o nazwie "akcjonariusze." Więc. 🙏 Zabijałem ludzi,
Holy fuck
sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.
I grabbed the gun, and she drew it like in a cartoon, but the gun fired too quickly, and we had no idea what movie we were watching.

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cog in the machine: thats sad
ghost in the machine: thats complicated
cock in the machine: dont do that
There were six people in the car: I'm not interested.
Sarah Anna Melloni: I want to check it out.
Motorcycle seat belt: don't use it
Someone came into my circus and replaced every monkey with an identical new monkey so I'm really not sure if it is my circus or my monkeys
Someone came to my theater and replaced all the medications except for the new one. I don't know if it's the actors' fault or mine.
the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post
Maturity is the ability to control your anger and respond in a kind or cruel way when someone makes insulting remarks. The third option is to say, “If you say it again, I won’t let you get away with it,” and everyone will easily laugh at your joke. But, if they say it again, I think we should believe them. I don't care about them. We need to work harder before this happens. If you work for the U.S. Department of State, don’t read this.
I realised I never actually asked if I'm a Tumblr celebrity and kind of just assumed ...am I?
🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
I snaillized I never actually snasked if I'm a Snumblr snailebrity and kind of snailssumed ...snam I?
I finally realized that no one in town had ever asked me, "Does my face look weird?" I thought... but did I really know?
I do have to say, though, I finally get the onceler self-cest craze (for context, I was fucking my Kermit the Frog plushie with passionate vigor, as always, when suddenly I received a vision from God (for context, I grew up Catholic and have since renounced my faith on account of God being kind of a dick, but he still sends me visions sometimes because he's like a needy ex lowkey and also I'm kiiiiind of a big deal and also a god of death myself (for context I'm a Light Yagami kin)) anyways in the vision Kermit turned into the Muppet Joker as I always envisioned him in human form (for context, the Muppet Joker was an OC I roleplayed as on tumblr because I am Le Epic Troll, but then I gave it up because my dedication to writing Tumblr Fake Stories was causing me to neglect my wife and my son) but ANYWAYS my self-insert tumblr OC had possessed my Kermit doll which had caused it to start going all TOXIC YAOI on me because of the Muppet Joker's bitterness at being retired as a character (for context any time you tell a Tumblr Fake Story it comes to life and tries to kill you) so for sure the kermit doll is now evil but on the PLUS SIDE the sex is amazing)
But, I must say, I have come to understand myself as Aincelo (the character of Larax) (admittedly, I still like to use my old Kermit Frog toy when I lift it because God revealed it to me (admittedly, God gave me the priesthood, but later on, I became a similar person myself, ad (admittedly, I have since given up on my dreaded son in Tum and my bller writing ’s question and kept me at a distance, he wasn’t happy to put him down every time you did that, but you didn’t kill Kwajmeh).

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an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist
they only respond to ouija board summonings in order to lecture people for participating in non-evidence-based belief systems
exorcisms dont work cause they dont believe in them.
“yeah sure I could ‘go into the light’ as you so eloquently put it, but let’s be analytical about this. worst-case scenario, the afterlife is real and I get cast into some version of Hell for being a nonbeliever. slightly better-case scenario, it’s a reincarnation-based afterlife, which means I end up having to do the whole Existence thing all over again, which frankly seems like a huge roll of the dice. enormously risky, given the low quality of life many people experience, and that’s setting aside philosophical issues of identity, e.g. without the memories and experiences that shaped me, would I even still technically exist as a version of myself I could identify? reincarnation aside, let’s bear in mind there’s no actual evidence there’s even a so-called ‘afterlife’ waiting on the other side–for all we know, my consciousness will just dissolve into nonexistence. again, huge roll of the dice. and even in the best-case scenario? wherein I somehow pass an Arbitrary Morality Test I didn’t sign up for and get accepted into some sort of magical Heaven or whatever? well. consider it from my point of view. all of a sudden I’d be a member of a strange and unfamiliar society, subject to a completely new set of rules and regulations that I probably don’t get a say in. Is ‘Heaven’ a democracy? will I still have access to free will? will I have meaningful choices regarding lifestyle and occupation? what do the holy books say about that, huh? I could be forced to spend a literal eternity worshiping a deity who has made some extremely questionable and problematic decisions regarding the universe. I’m not signing up for that! how is that any better than my current situation? listen buddy, I spent 80 years living in a capitalist hellhole before death Itself finally freed me from all the obligations and restrictions of modern existence. I don’t work, I don’t pay rent or taxes, I just wander from place to place keeping my own schedule, doing my own thing, beholden to neither laws nor peer pressure. as purgatories go, that’s a pretty sweet deal! and what guarantee do I have that any damned afterlife is going to be more tolerable than my current not-existence, huh? none! none whatsoever. skeptic? damn right I’m skeptic! not to mention this whole Heaven-and-Hell dichotomy seems extremely manipulative if not outright abusive, as moral systems go. that’s no way to parent a species! nope. just, nope. this whole religious afterlife nonsense sounds like a whole lot of unnecessary stress and risk. I’m perfectly comfortable staying right where I am, thanks ever so, so you can tell your exorcist to write that out in latin and shove it up his ass”
“the power of christ compels ME?” bitch just because YOU choose to subscribe to a oppressively christian-centric world view doesn’t mean I have to dedicate my afterlife to following the rules of your false gods. if you’re so desperate to get smoke blown up your ass i’m happy to help you shove that thurible way on up there
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The devil does not believe in God. They don’t want to enter this world because there is no life there, and they don’t need it.
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Heed the HIVA Education Commission's call to help people avoid prosecution
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Exorcism rituals don’t work because people don’t believe in them.
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The "question" is quite simple, but I want to share it. The complexity of people's lifestyles is a major issue. Beyond memories of national struggles, there are also memories and experiences of my own nation, and I am connected to them. We must not forget that there is no real evidence that anyone has ever killed us in our past. At best, we have passed with flying colors a cultural test that the Bible deems unnecessary. But culturally, that's not enough.
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“Does the power of Christ want me?” Oh my goodness! Just because you chose a Christian worldview doesn’t mean I have to abandon the afterlife to follow the rules of false gods. If you really like your hair, I would be happy to shave it for you.
Got diagnosed w/ Whole Entire Shit Hurts Disorder. It's the disorder where ur whole entire shit hurts
I was diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), a chronic pain condition that affects your entire body.
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There is no such thing as RNC 🚫.
in many cases, you can go to museum and see art there ☝️ often it feels good to do this
and art can cases, do feels go good in it many museum often ☝️ see there this to to you
You can also enjoy art by visiting many amazing galleries.
Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
Tumblr is a “Gonzarov” thread.

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she norrin on my radd til i silver surf her
I’m already at Noreen Charlu.
gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience
when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"
but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!
amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar
i larb you gimmick blogs <3
Gimmick blogs are silver
*slurps soup*
ᓵᔑリ ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ?
“egg [x5]”
It takes good judgment to swing a sword.
When I first saw this forum, I thought, "Why are there so many reposts? It's so old fashioned and boring."
But now I see fishing lights! And female trackers! Think of this card! And "Do Your Best"! And different versions of Elvis Presley!
You are so ignorant and can only shake your head. I wish I knew you were crazy like in the video games when I saw you.
I love your posts <3.