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@goodnarratorgen
fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.
Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!
Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!
Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!
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We're smoking fucking worms you stupid piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More adventures in the D&D cookbook!
Honeyed Ham & Pineapple Gravy! It’s fuckin GOOD.
OOOOOOO YOU GOT A RESIPPY??
YEAH
also here’s the potato plackis (polish pancakes) recipe I made on the side
The smothered cabbage was made by @goodnarratorgen !
We eat good!
yes hello i would like to emphasize this
disgust is not a moral issue
Yo this man is on god mode
When I think of Dick and his acrobatics
This is what comes to mind
Oh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over and over again, easy peasy.
He flipped out of his got-dang pants
"Oh, but all of this is on springy surfaces oh never mind"
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This says something about human nature, but what
The delight in the unexpected
A love for the absurd, too!
The joy of potato, also.
glad they made it
and the other one! h
homest
Classic sea shanties like:
"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."
"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."
"Storm."
"Big storm."
"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."
"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."
Not to forget crowd favorites like:
"Pull harder or we are all going to die."
"Bad working conditions."
"Fucking pay me my wages, you asshole."
And the perennial favourites:
"God I Need A Drink"
"I Am Drunk And Cannot Find My Clothing"
"Listen To This Cautionary Tale Of: Don't Fall Overboard"
"My Sweetheart Has Left Me, Guess I'll Go Be Miserable At Sea"
"Whale. Big Fish."
"The Food Sucks. So Do The Wages. And The Mate Is A Bastard."
"Spent All My Money, Oops."
"Our Ship Can Kick Your Ship's Stern."
"Shipwreck."
"Nautical Gibberish That Was Probably Once Actual Words, Maybe."
"Hey, Remember That Guy? He's Dead."
"I Have Not Seen A Woman In Six Months."
"Mapquest Directions, But Rhyming."
"Whatever You Do, Don't Go To Sea. Goodbye, I'm Off To Sea."
Made some lovely food with @goodnarratorgen 🥰
We cook good!!!
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Ticketmaster and Ideas Lying Around.
The crisis is upon us. Meta has lost its bet that we will all volunteer to live out the rest of our days as heavily surveilled, legless, sexless, low-polygon cartoon characters. It is firing thousands of technologists and hemorrhaging money.
Amazon has lost its bet that we will all volunteer to install hidden microphones in every room of our house so that the company can mine our every thought for actionable market intelligence. Alexa has lost billions and Amazon is reducing its team to a skeleton crew.
Softbank, the investment fund that funneled tens of billions in Saudi royal oil money into bets on monopolies like Uber and WeWork is now broke, and its founder, Masayoshi Son, is in disgrace and billions of dollars in debt.
The idea that we could strip-mine useful and productive businesses forever has an obvious flaw: eventually you will run out of productive businesses. But there’s another, slightly less obvious flaw: long before the entire productive economy grinds to a halt, everyone who relies on it will get very, very angry.
Appropriate move
Transcript?
Audio Transcript:
REPORTER: "...gonna go... This is gonna go right over... Uh, right over my house. So, very close to my house, uh, which again is in the Chevy Chase area, Bethesda area, uh, this is along Wisconsin Avenue as well, so heads up if you live along Massachusetts or Wisconsin Avenue."
REPORTER (into phone): "Ken, you there, buddy?"
KEN: "Yeah?"
REPORTER: "Uh, hey man, I want you to, uh, get down in the– in the basement. We got a tornado warning. Alright, so I wanna make sure you and– you and Kyle get downstairs as soon as you can, okay?"
(he pauses as his son responds)
REPORTER: "Yeah, get down there now, get in the, get in the, in that bath– in that bed– uh, in the bedroom down there. And just kinda wait for, like, 10 to 15 minutes, okay? Do it now. Alright, thanks buddy."
REPORTER (to camera): "Alright, so, that was, uh, just, y'know, gotta warn my kids, because I know what my kids are doing right now, they're probably online gaming and they're not seeing this, so we have a tornado warning, hopefully they saw it on their phones. Many of us got it on our phones, in the news room, I heard the phones go off–"
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makes it really clear to other viewers under the tornado warning what the stakes are and what the appropriate response is
This is great because a bunch of people are trying to be slick by tagging it as "color of the sky," accidentally outing themselves as not having used this site since 2019.
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whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙
but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬
"i'm a good girl" actually i went to bad girl island and everyone there knew you
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