Good Grief

VSauce, Michael here. How fast can you run?

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

trickster gods having a dance-off

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

‪My grandma trying to be my friend and sent me a text saying “you going to comic con? The guy from games is going to be there.”‬

I can’t believe you get to meet John Videogames

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

I love how half this site is all “AAAAAAAAAAAH SPIDER BURN THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN!” and the other half is all “d’aww, what a cutie-pie.” Like no other creatures have this polarized of a reaction to them.

Except humans

seeing spiders do “cute” things is pretty nice for people like me who have arachnophobia tbh

^ Seriously, just seeing all these weird adorable things spiders do ( and all the informational posts about spiders I’ve seen) has helped with the arachnophobia so much.

Living the spider life here. x

Me vs. you

We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.

Bananas looked like lemons wtf

Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations

The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

The Problem Isn’t The Science It’s What Capitalism Does With That Science

this video fucking rules and they can move