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white people be like i have to pick up my guinea pig from his chiropractor appointment

white people be like i have to misogynize my cat for clout online

white people be like the healthiest relationship ive ever had is with my dog

white people be like i have to do phrenology to my cat and claim him to be inherently mentally deficient for being orange

white people be like my horse is homewrecking me 😡

white people be like "when your boyfriend says he'd never cheat on you and then he gets a girl dog"

white people be like im putting my hamster on keto

white people be like i trained my dog to bring me my ubereats orders 😋

white people be like this isnt funny i need to pick my dog up from his solo vacation to an active war zone

white people be like i love my pet opossum 🥰

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

you tell a psychiatrist you feel a lack of control and autonomy in life and it makes u want to harm yourself and they go “100 years of the lack of control and autonomy place for you” and its like. considered a good thing by many.