Listen I got beef with all the girlies who told me it was gonna be hard to romance Astarion and Lae'zel as a good aligned character. I've been nothing but a good noodle wandering around helping people and both of them have already told my tav that they want them carnally. I'm not even trying to romance either of them! Now everybody in the camp wants a piece of Gale's girlfriend because I made her a little too nice while Gale is still trying to awkwardly rizz her up.















