they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

no the fuck they shouldn't and it's liberals like you that are tearing us apart

holy shit, a gold medalist

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

I’m queueing this for once a day. Good luck keeping your sanity mutuals 😇

It’s back >:))

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

shout out to all the girls who will be the man their father never was

also shout out to all the boys who are more than what their mum told them to be

i think it would be funny if all they roy kids had a middle name logan

Shiv Logan Roy. SLR. Slur.

oh to be at an irish pub right now

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

acts like an animal looking for a private place to die (experience a very basic + necessary feeling)

letting hannibal lecter cook for me but don’t worry he can only use ingredients already in my house

oh no my roommates

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Actually I wasn't born in the wrong body I was just born in my body and then it was up to me to decide what I want to do with that

A fucking men

exactly. im going to be a fucking men