SCREAMING APE THEORY CONFIRMED

it doesn't really seem like darkners age since they're objects and all and just kind of exist as whatever age they are forever (spamton has definitely been a gross old man since he was conceived) and it seems like queen and tenna are both meant to be around the same age. but i do think it's funny if they tease each other about the "age gap" their tech has anyways i think that's hysterical. like Well Mr. Tenna Your Equipment Is Just So Old (Hot) And You Know I Like Classy Older Guys You're Really Making A Comeback Lately With That Analog Horror Stuff. CLASSY? older tech? i do like the sound of that... how about a NICE DINNER at A FAST-FOOD RESTAURANT with WACKY PLASTIC DECOR? So Liminal Yes Ooh Fuck

with gerson deltarune dares to ask what if that one really cool old teacher you had as a kid who was the only one who understood how to adapt their teaching style to your needs, who spent half the class telling stories and the other half showing off weird trinkets was a badass revenant with a giant hammer, a total lack of concern for his own mortality, and a mission to tutor you once more about not hating yourself before he turns back into dust. it also manages to convey that idea completely via music. and it's all kinda rearranging my fucking bones