Podficcing with no equipment (just a phone)
The post nobody asked for but some may find helpful?
This is a very, very bare bones guide I made for those who may feel intimidated about making their first podfic. There are a lot of ways to do it, but I thought I would share my way in case it helps someone!
My main issue is I have no real mic and no computer, so the usual tools—like the awesome free computer software Audacity that lots of other podders use—are unavailable to me right now.
If that’s you, or if computers just scare you in general, keep reading!
Earbud/mic combo that came with said phone
The default voice recording app on my phone
A handful of editing apps that I may or may not use for any given project
Not pictured: a quiet space. Sometimes a small, carpeted room or closet, or a blanket fort if I’m feeling fancy.
Also not pictured: another device to read fic off of. I use my e-reader. (You can read off a phone and record with it at the same time. I just find it annoying.)
Here’s my recording process:
Get comfy in whatever recording space I choose. Then, position myself so one earbud is in my ear, and the earbud with the mic is in my hand. This prevents the mic from turning or rubbing on my clothes, which can cause annoying sounds. I also hold the mic a few inches and just to the side of my face, so my plosives (“p” and “t” etc sounds) don’t make loud puffs into the mic.
Open voice recording app, press record, and just start reading. Get a feel for the tone of the story. Sometimes I read a bit and start over, just to get confident.
Once I’m done the recording, I save it to my files so I can open it in other apps.
The apps/posting process:
My two main apps are WavePad and EZAudioCut. I prefer the noise reduction features in WavePad and the precise cutting feature in EZAudioCut. (By cutting I mean deleting mistakes, mouth noises etc.) But you might have different preferences. I find both apps pretty intuitive. Play around! And bonus: both apps let you save in any format! mp4, mp3, and wav. This is pretty crucial for a lot of hosting sites.
Sometimes I’ll use GarageBand if I want to overlap my speaking with music, but this is a completely optional thing. I kind of hate it and have to re-teach myself how to do it every time, but sometimes the heart wants what it wants. My first handful of pods had no music whatsoever, so don’t let that stop you!
Ditto for cover art. I use Canva because it’s fun, but if it became not fun, I would probably stop doing it.
SoundCloud is there because you can get a free account with 3 hours space to upload whatever you want. It also gives you an embed code that you can copy and paste right into ao3. This was very appealing to me as a newbie with zero knowledge of html. I’ve now maxed out my SoundCloud account so I’ve since moved to archive.org for hosting, which is also pretty easy, and also gives you an embed code.
Dropbox is there for hosting photos/cover art, which I won’t get into here, as the process for uploading images to ao3 is covered extensively in a lot of places.
Additional notes: even if you don’t have any kind of external mic, a lot of podders just use the internal phone mic. It’s more important that you find a quiet space with very little echo potential. I’ve even recorded in my car after driving somewhere rural with no traffic. My podfic of “Beards, Booty Shorts, and Binaries” was recorded entirely in my car.
This is definitely not a comprehensive guide to recording and editing! There are more and better ones out there. Consider this to be, if anything, your permission to just give it a go and see how you like it! I’ll share more in-depth, next-level stuff later.