bothering a certain senator

Sen may be the best in the business at drawing Cool Sword

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

Wait why did you send this anonymously. Get back in touch with me at once so we can buy this off you and make a shirt from it

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body