le fuque

“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”

yyyEEESSSSSSS THIS IS SO CUTE HOLY FK

OH MY GOD

this woman is my destiny she said uwu shut up and dance with me

And I worried myself sick over naming my art. This is so liberating.

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.