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You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx

Omg

“Cash only“ isn’t always tax-evading anyways. It can also mean that they don’t make enough to cover the fees for processing your stupid plastic card. What a cunt. 

Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now

I used this recycled cookie container as a seed starter and Im actually kinda impressed! I’ve never tried growing in a mini greenhouse environment before and it really does make a difference.

and i oop-

yet teachers are about to have guns lol god forbid students order food tho

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

April 5 2019 - A group of turkeys protect their neighbourhood by chasing the cops away. Community self-defense in action! [video]

Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

my dog took a bullet for me