vibes

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

at least there's gay people

and sadomasochism

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

i need him to help me move. i want him to move my dresser. i want him to load my mattress into the back of a truck. big ass box on one shoulder barely breaking a sweat.

I don't want characters to do aftercare actually I want them to have violent impulsive crazed sex that they both kind of hate and feel disgusted by and they never ever address it and instead keep coming back for more as a form of self harm and mutual understanding that they will just feel awful bad about it and kinda want to die forever

shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."