I'm worth my weight in fish!

you know what? fuck it (unproblematics your fave)

how dare you thats my emotional support war criminal

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

trump come to tumblr

everyone against this was clearly never here for when Alex Jones made a tumblr and got run off, not by staff banning him, but by regular users sending him messages saying they were going to fuck his wife

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

Reblog if you are going to throw fish and squids at them

i would like to nominate a fandom hero uwu

Giant isopods are awesome because most deep-sea organisms get all kinds of fucked up when exposed to surface pressures and temperatures, but if you drag a giant isopod up from 1.3 miles below sea level it just looks at you like “dude”.

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

Actually forget every other post about “primal” feelings and actions, the most connected to my early hominid ancestors i have ever felt in my LIFE is when slowly following an increasingly panicked sheep. I believe that slowly following ungulates is the most primally human activity in existence

That moment when the sheep has run a few times and visibly realizes that you just keep slowly walking at it and are not going anywhere and you can see it thinking “oh fuck this isn’t how being chased is supposed to work” rockets me back in time several hundred thousand years

Hey quick question OP why are you bullying a sheep

Buy Poseidon devotional jewelry from here to help save the oceans boom

@hashkivenu @ocoree @jurassic-parkranger @dovewithscales @carbisari

Oh this is very cool

What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room

absolutely obsessed with OP relating Jesus Christ as a figurine