Golden_Helm

Believe women

If I was there she’d have 39,999 cugarwtes

40,001

If I was there she’d be S13 Ep19

40,002 cigaretws

hey man what the fuck are you on and can I have some of it

S13 Ep20

most importantly if you learn about things you will be able to understand art better. or whatever fag shit it is you like

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

At that point I think I too would name a character Quattro Bajeena