The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

binah is such a funny character because she's sadistic as shit and is arguably the most powerful being alive, but she's constantly thrust into sitiations where she can't kill the people she wants dead, so she just spends her time throwing tea parties and verbally bullying small children & bisexual men

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

my liege those are crab rangoons

the Master whose oracle is at Delphi does not speak, does not dissimulate; he signifies

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper

Goes up to lesbian couple: so which one of you is the lady and which one of you is GENERAL YUNAN, SCOURGE OF THE SAND WARS, DEFEATER OF RAGNAR THE WRETCHED, AND THE YOUNGEST NEWT TO EVER ACHIEVE THE RANK OF GENERAL IN THE GREAT NEWTOPIAN ARMY