cara

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

Reblogging this picture from 2016 because I just saw it again and I can’t believe I got this lucky with the cheap little silver gray point-and-shoot digital camera I had then. It was taken from an upstairs window. People have accused me of photoshopping it or faking somehow but it was just one of those moments when I was lucky.

Remember when people were renting out movie theaters to do stuff like play mario kart on the screens? That but I play Red Dead Redemption 2

excuse me waiter, are there sexual themes in the caesar salad

they dont tell you this but your 20s are actually all about saying youre gonna kill yourself

Where has this been my entire life? I am now complete! 🧘‍♂️