La Bamba

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

Be ye sober and vigilant, for ye know neither the day nor the hour that Tumblr will die

i miss 8tracks. dot com

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

girls will spend one work shift reading wikipedia articles on the early christian church and start saying shit like "I'm just like nestorius of antioch"