Too Many Rainy Days

the mother pokemaster fights gyms down to a suitably lower level and presents them to her young pokeapprentices so they can learn to hunt for themselves 

Fun fact I actually got my mom into it and will fight gyms with her. Also we go for walks. The look she gave me after the Magikarp incident was a beautiful mixture of pride and disapproval at me being so committed to the joke.

What is this

Wat

I’m no expert in people aging but doesn’t he look a little old for being seven?

That’s a level 3 gym. We know what we’re about.

@azunara

This is not a 100% true, as asks on the source show and my own personal experience. Just have fun and may the eeveelution odds be ever in your favor. :)

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

I sent this to my boyfriend. He didn’t want any glue.  What am I doing wrong?

One of each please

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

Library science: Sir, we already talked to you about this

Archives: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT PHOTOGRAPH??

Mortuary Science: You fucking necrophile 

Toxicology: The dose makes the poison, so go for it. You *probably* won’t die.

we were talking about pokemon morphology so anyway heres a thing i made last year with arcanines

I actually have a nesting pair by my house! They are fearless little ones. :D