Be A Bad Bitch Save The Bees Get Faded

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now

me: cant believe im about to mcfreakin lose my virginity boy: *already putting pants back on*

OH BUDDY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

My dads face when I pointed out that his generation were the ones to give out the participation trophy’s they’re so mad about was amazing.

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

This symbolizes one of the worst tragedies to afflict the west. An absolute affront to God