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the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

We can change it?!? I thought it was just dark mode or the Rapture

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

Singing.

I'm literally gonna kms rn where I live there's a shit ton of military bases cuz idk Colorado is a good spot for them and my ass is deff cooked I should ask my friends their mailing address so I can send them letters from prison when I refuse to get drafted

Oh my God your American. You poor poor thing. Godspeed.

why can't we go back to the good ol days where when we caught a paedophile we wouldn't let em scrape by with a piss poor sentence if any at all we throw em out to the people and let them kill him and hang him by his ankles and gut him

Genuinely when I was a kid people would deadahh beat up pedos in a massive gang of angry wives and drunk (but goodhearted) husbands and FUXKIN RIOTING TEENAGERS. What happened??

Who's fetish is this come on own up