#1 And One fan

thinking of that one time a random dude kept begging me for that one pornstar who sticks his willy in fast food insta handle so he could report him, and when I kept saying no he said something like "that's literally so gross why would you support that?" like it was a moral failing on my part???? srry guys for supporting non con. I really should of considered that sonic combo meals well being...

up and down is probably my most favourite and one song and I know exactly what that says about me but that's not your concern

when I say horror in regular conversation unless I say it slowly it just comes out as hor, so when I'm talking to my dad he would be quietly listening when I'm like "yea I was watching this horr movie it was really good" he'd abruptly interject saying "your watching whore movies?!"

I love the saying "don't dip your pen in company ink" it's such a 1940s way of saying "hey don't fuck your employees and vice versa"

I really wish someone would make a retrospective on quotev cuz ik my older sibling was pretty popular on there and I would love to see all shit they got up to on there, but I know it'll probably never happen cuz after they removed the blog feature I don't think much was archived

I have this bit that's been increasingly pissing my mom off where every time I see her watching some old guy, like a news reporter or something, I just lean over and say "that's a good lookin guy"

love how some artist will post delatrune sistine chapel and say "don't really like how this one turned out but here anyway :p"