welcome, peasants.

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

The further out that $1400 gets, the funnier it is that we’re supposed to view it as really being $2000 because of that other check you might remember from back in ye olden days

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”