"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours."

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree

im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere

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wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

I thought this was one of Tumblr’s weird ads for skin care

Dermatologists HATE him

Is it just me or was this year like … Really fucking overwhelming? Like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

U ever meet a super cool girl and ur like… do I want her to be my best friend or my wife

Both

this just in …. i have Feelings For u guys …. breaking news …… i would die for u …..

you will