please don't make me choose my bisexual ass can't

earth time Astraea time

1 hour = 6 months

2 hours = 12 months/ 1 year

600 hours/25 days =100 years/1200 months

(even if that’s the wrong numbers, the point still stands that the difference in time would lead to issues)

conclusion: In Sage’s route where MC wakes up on earth and only a short amount of time has passed, and then when it takes MC an hour to figure out what happens and get back sage states that it’s been 6 entire months in Astraea. Based on those timings we can assume that if MC somehow managed to live 100 years in Astraea with a chosen love interest, then die of natural causes, MC would wake up from a coma-like state with only 25 days having passed on Earth. it’s possible that MC would just forget all of Astraea at first like they did in that short time period but if they saw anything related to the video game LL or thought “oh i’ve woken up from a coma, but i bet the new LL game is out!” and now imagine, MC downloads the game, begins playing and all the memories flood back, imagine the devastation knowing that you grew old with a loved one only to go back to your old reality, having only aged 25 days, not even a year. The other possibility is that MC just fucks off home as soon as the routes end, like “yea that was great and all, i’ve fallen so deeply in love, made some wonderful friends, learnt all about magic but imma head out”. i don’t know if that was the planned way to end the routes but i *despise* when any story does this, you cannot go to another universe where there is magic, and where you are loved by someone, and suddenly you’re surrounded by cool friends only to go “actually i’m gonna go back to the grey, drab, boring world where everyone hates each other for stupid reasons, everything is concrete and grey and ugly” hell no. i always imagine magic would give colour to everything, the world would be far more saturated. there is no way in hell that i’d give up a world of magic to return to this shithole. anyways my point was, that with the whole “time works differently” stuff, the only way for MC to be happy is if dying of old age in the LL world meant they peacefully passed away on earth too.

On my hands and knees for you.

Life After Death is a Slice of Death Romantic Drama that takes place within the afterlife. It’s rated 18+ for depictions of violence, sexual themes, alcohol use, explicit language, and, of course, death.

You’re dead.

It’s still something that you have to get used to. That you were happily, or at least you told yourself anyway, living your life within the world of the living only to end up in the world of the dead by nightfall— Elysium isn’t exactly what you were expecting, the bustling city being an eclectic mix of various points in history, but you’re certain you could be in worse places.

Making a new “life” within the walls of the ever-growing city seems an almost impossible task.

That is until a kind stranger, garbed in Victorian-Era clothing, offers you a place to stay at the Silver Towers; an apartment complex that has all walks of life seemingly crammed into its well-structured walls.

Will you be able to find your place among the new ensemble of people? Will you be able to find a connection with someone that you had never been able to create in life?

Only time will tell as your afterlife commences.

Customizable MC: Name, appearance, gender (female, male, and non-binary), sexuality, smattering facets of your life before death, and more!

Detail how your MC feels about their death and the world that they’ve left behind? Happy, sad, angry?

Discover all that Elysium, and its many Districts, have to offer as you meet more and more people.

Engage in a romance with 1 of 6 romantic options— from the kindly stranger to an ancient warrior. Each one gives you an insight into a world that seems so far from your own.

Forge friendships that will last through time.

Follow your MCs journey as they discover what their Life After Death will truly entail.

you and solomon found out by accident that his devilgram account still worked in the past

solomon and you become famous in the devildom for your extremely bizarre and funny posts

eg - videos of the two of you snatching up random little Ds and running away with them as barbatos chases you across the castle, while solomon holds a dead rat to keep the butler from catching up completely, pictures where solomon is posing with a gargoyle flashing a peace sign captioned, "getting stoned with the homies", etc

this makes your job as an attendant easier since the demon brothers also become more liked and popular by association with you, one of the hottest new influencers in the devildom

meanwhile in the present-day devildom, asmo is scrolling through solomon's devilgram when the demon notices posts from centuries ago…that he remembered were definitely not there before

cue demonic hollers as he goes and shows everyone that solomon found you in the timeline

even though both of you were centuries away in the past, the present-day brothers could keep up with your life through solomon's devilgram

suffice to say, they don't always like what they see

for instance, one picture of you and solomon sitting in a luxury restaurant with a pair of cats that looked just like you two, captioned "our kids <3" had made satan throw such a huge tantrum, every brother, even lucifer, had to work another job to cover the costs of rebuilding the HoL

belphie found a video where you and solomon were illegally downloading all the britney spears' songs that had survived the time jump on your D.D.D. and put them in one of lucifer's cursed vinyl records— he frowned; you were doing epic anti-lucifer league activities without him and satan

lucifer, upon hearing belphie's whining, went through his collection of cursed records and smiled fondly when he found the one you and solomon had meddled with; even if you had tarnished the record, it was still proof that you were safe and doing okay in the past, although he was apprehensive of solomon after the sorcerer posted a picture of him doodling a crude version of the avatar of pride's pact mark on your forehead

mammon wouldn't stop complaining for days after he saw the post where solomon had taken a video from across a lush cafe, of mephistopheles setting a steamed mocha down on the table in front of you, goofy smile on his face as he leaned towards you while chatting, and it seemed like you two were getting along really well, too; why did that horse boy get to be your sugar-daddy?!

asmo had been dealing with blow after blow every time he scrolled through the posts on solomon's devilgram; however, the one post that made him fume was a very cinematically shot video of thirteen standing in the wind on a hill illuminated by the moonlight, when the reaper turned around wearing a fake moustache and started proclaiming her love for you in spanish with a corny deep voice as you giggled behind the camera; why were you having so much fun without him?

beel felt something growling inside as he watched little food vlogs pop up on the sorcerer's feed; whether you were going out to eat with solomon, or trying out new food, or teaching him how to cook, beel felt a pang of jealousy in his stomach…he wanted to do those things with you, without that culinary terrorist joining in

levi knew better and tried to stay away from his brothers so that he wouldn't have to hear about all the fun you were having with solomon, until asmo shoved the D.D.D. screen in his face, a video of you and solomon spying on simeon, who was scribbling away in a notebook; the two of you were giggling, and he could hear you say "heh, he doesn't know he's currently writing the biggest best-seller in all the three realms!" and levi decided right there and then that he would figure out how to time travel, no matter how many times he'd have to bother barbatos

the best part is when they discover a centuries-old account with the username @royalattendant, where all the posts seem to feature them

when they discover that the account belongs to YOU, they become extremely invested, and start rooting for their past selves

i finally finished them all….

Absolutely fucking love them!!

I feel like they're the closest in age (other than the twins obviously) like if they were humans the age gap would be just one year.

Love that Levi's one of the brothers who truly sees Mammon and understands him even though they're always fighting - he's the one who says Mammon is a "jerk with a heart of gold", he's the one who agrees when MC says Mammon has always been kind, he's the one who says that Mammon is social/good with people/makes friends with people easily and cares about those people

Love that no matter how much in debt Mammon gets with Levi, Levi still gives him money

Love that Mammon goes and stays in line and gets things for Levi when Levi's too anxious to go

Love that Mammon actually has a vague idea about all the things Levi is interested in and knows what new things he's looking out for

Love that we've seen Levi go to Mammon multiple times when he needs reassurance

Love that Mammon's the one to remind Levi to buy two of an item so that he can open one box and keep the other closed

Love that Mammon wanted to buy a similar figurine for Levi because he thought Levi lost the raffle draw

Love that they have a similar stupid sense of humour and made a stupid comedy duo

Love how Mammon gathers everyone to set up a gaming night after he finds out that Levi was upset because he needed irl friends to play a new game

Love that in Nightbringer the thing that makes Mammon start trusting MC and bringing them into his schemes is that he saw them being nice to Levi

Love when they're fighting and Levi tries to straight up drown Mammon but later when MC tells him that they shouldn't fight he's like "?????we weren't fighting?????" that shit was the most sibling thing ever, I've had that exact same conversation with my mother after she had to stop my brother and I from killing each other

Love that in s2 and nightbringer out of everyone's relationships with MC, we see that Levi's most jealous of Mammon & MC's

Mammon cares about Levi so much, that's his little brother and he would do anything for him but each time he sees him he's also immediately overtaken by the Cain Instinct

Levi looks up to Mammon so much (though he'd rather die than admit it) and he trusts Mammon to support him with anything he needs but he also prays for Mammon's disappearance under mysterious circumstances everyday

I'm so used to the Traveler in Genshin who sits all properly, has proper manner when it's important, and even though they tease their friends and don't hold back when it comes to their enemies, they are overall a person who exudes a tender kindness and welcoming warmth