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older men, i am back desperate and pathetic than ever.

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the naughty urge to bat my eyelashes at him and whine, "c'mon, uncle andy. play with me...!" 🥺
Deran’s bsf!reader who’s been his day one since they were 17, and were inseparable. Only when it came to Deran’s arrest when he was 22, and when him and Adrian started “dating”. From then on, you just third wheeled.
Deran’s bsf!reader who’s had a crush on Andrew since she first set eyes on him. She didn’t care if he was Deran’s older brother, she’d play it off as a joke as if she didn’t hump her pillow to the thought of Andrew in those baggy shirts and big broad shoulders
Deran’s bsf!reader has to justify why she never calls him ‘Pope’. Always Andy, or Andrew. “Why would I call him that? His name is Andrew, not even close to ‘pope’.” “We’re his brothers, we barely call him ‘Andrew’.” Craig retorts. “Well, his name is Andrew..?” Pope is what Smurf made him, that dark side of him that she uses for all the dark and terrible shit. He is Andrew.
Deran’s bsf!reader who shouted at Andrew when he punched Deran in the face one time, you got real up in his face pushing at his chest as Deran stepped back teary eyed. He didn’t do that again for a long time. He liked the idea that someone stuck up so strongly for his youngest brother, and that someone was brave enough to stand up against himself: especially a little thing such as yourself. You had fucking balls.
Deran’s bsf!reader, who was still respectful because it was their mom, but you hated Smurf. You showed it, too — either tight lipped smiles and one word answers, or sometimes sickly sweet just to piss her off. There were many times where you were round the house and she made Deran cry, or had an argument, and you made it your fight too. Called her a fucking freak that was right to have her kids taken away from her…a little far, but Andrew watched it with a flutter in his chest.
Deran’s bsf!reader who still comes round to the house, and makes genuine conversation with Andy about what he likes, “what’s all that wood for?” “I was gonna make a bench..” “you should be a carpenter, you know. you’re good at that handy stuff.” He fought back a smile at your cheeky expression and wiggling eyebrows. You’d talk about surfing and skateboarding, sea animals and the random facts Andrew has stored in a small space in the back of his mind like: “bottle nose dolphins stinging themselves with pufferfish to get high.”
Deran’s bsf!reader flirts with Andrew almost every time he’s around, and all he can do is flush and look away. You’re too nice and pretty to snap at. You were also one of few girls who flirted with him, who thought he was hot.
Deran’s bsf!reader who was swimming in the pool one Saturday, a good day when the boys weren’t beating the shit out of each other under the fucking water. You had big, stupid goggles over your eyes, talking absolute shit that not even Deran was listening to. But Andrew was listening, even as he dunked the basketball into the hoop from the pool.
“Why are you even wearing those things? There’s no fish or anything to see?” Deran asked, pushing his hair back from his forehead.
A smirk grew on Craig’s face, adjusting his trunks low on his hips, “There will be once I get in there.”
“I’m wearing them,” You started sassily, floating to the top, tits floating up in your bikini top and your hair floating in the water, retorting quickly with a naughty smile, pink lips wet from the water and glancing over at Andrew. “so i can see under Andrew’s trunks.”
Deran’s bsf!reader lives with Deran when they’re older, sharing rent on a place where Smurf doesn’t own. It’s a little palace, but only because you live there. A perfect mix of Deran and you. One of the bathrooms is also Tiki themed, and Andrew thinks it’s adorable how much you love it — he helped, obviously. Fixing leaky pipes and fitting a new sink so it would fit in nicely with the shower and below the bathroom window. “Do you like my beautiful bathroom, Andy?” “It’s very nice.” “Mhm, mhm, i agree.”
Deran’s bsf!reader uses the shower outside the front after coming out of the sea a lot — it’s in the comfort of your own home, it’s literally across from the beach, and has privacy. Until Andrew visits unannounced. He was looking for Deran, and since he heard the shower, he assumed he was home.
Andrew was met with the sight of you. Naked, stood under the outdoor shower, surrounded and covered (by the outside world) by banana trees and shrubs and bushes, bikini hung up to dry on the washing line, soapy suds running over your ass and down your thighs, scrubbing across your breasts and trailing down your soft stomach to your mound. He was hidden well, not hugely worried about you catching him, but the idea scared him. He was already the angry, unhinged, strange brother, now he’d be a peeping tom…but fuck, if his cock didn’t stir in his boxers, his whole face was red hot and not from the Californian sun. He still didn’t want you to see him as that. You were the only one who treated him like a regular guy. Like Andrew, not Pope.
His hand squeezed over his crotch, watching your delicate hands wash slip between your gorgeous thighs into that space between, clearly innocently cleansing yourself, but all Andrew saw was your hand on your cunt, and he almost came from the sight.
Deran’s bsf!reader had to reassure Andrew that she wasn’t making fun of him, ever.
“Andy, you know you’re hot.” you snorted softly, biting into an apple. He just stood there stiffly, hands fidgeting with his shirt. He was being serious. Andrew shook his head, and in return, your smile faded. Mostly in surprise, but you felt bad. “..You’re handsome,” he watched you shrug, like it was obvious, like he said the grass was green, “Like, you don’t look like the other guys. They all kinda look the same.”
His head might as well be exploding, but he liked to believe you. You said it so pretty and sweet, blinking up at him.
Deran’s bsf!reader who has to sneak around Deran because she doesn’t know how he’ll react when he finds out that you finally had Andrew to yourself. Maybe he’d be upset because it’s his brother, or that Andrew was 13 years older than both of you. You had to lie to your best friend about going out with your girlfriends, when really you were gonna absolutely rock Andrew’s world in the back of his truck after a nice meal by the coast.
Deran’s bsf!reader was caught red handed when Uncle Deran was babysitting Lena who asked for another sleepover with you.
“You had a sleepover?” Deran hummed, almost skimming over the connotations and staring up at you. Pope was looking after Lena. Lena had a sleepover with you? When? How? Then he thought of the nights you were out visiting your family and other friends. Bullshit. “Uh huh, she made me croissants with nutella and strawberries!” Lena added happily.
You grimaced, wanting to sneak away. Lena went home with Andrew, and the interaction just made Deran cringe further now knowing the truth. It was just you two now, staring at each other. “You’re sleeping with Pope?” “It’s not just sleeping together. I’m not a tart.” Deran shook his head, grossed out by the idea of his brother and his best friend, but at least they’re happy?
Deran’s bsf!reader who still flirts with Andrew to no end even when they’re married. He still goes bright red, but now has the confidence to return it. You walk into the kitchen and smack his ass, and you get one right back. You take advantage of the marriage certificate, now you can legally pants him without it being weird. Andrew learns how to make you blush as bad as you do to him, and makes up for all the years you teased him.
Deran’s bsf!reader who’s still close with Deran, who works in the kitchen at the bar. Smurf is gone, Deran’s clean from that life as well as Andrew, and Lena is legally yours and Andy’s. Happily ever after 💗
did this in the space of an hour. i probably could’ve made this into 2 parts but fuck it lol. i absolutely LOVE DERAN SO MUCH and i love the idea of andrew dating Derans bsf who is the same age. I will protect Deran Cody with my life. Slán go fóill! 💗 Enjoy!
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Pope found out that you, Deran’s childhood best friend, lost ur virginity to Deran and it really irritates him.
obvs Deran was still confused at like 16-17 years old, and thought that all of his brothers liked girls, he’d be a weirdo if he didn’t, right? But he also had feelings for Adrian, feelings he could barely admit to himself let alone tell him.
Deran told you, though. You comforted him, hugged him, let him rant and cry and raise his voice in frustration. you wanted to try it like Deran did, and you kinda had the same problem: shy, inexperienced virgin loser who was invisible to boys. But not Deran. Deran saw you through and through, and even though he was gay (something he didn’t want to admit at the time) he saw your inner and outer beauty, as your best friend.
it was different now; you didn’t hold any grudges or attached too much, it was a sensitive topic for the both of you. it was only the once. the first and last time. and now, you were both 26, it was almost a decade ago. Deran had Adrian, you had your Andy 💗
Pope thought it was a bigger deal than you did. maybe it was the pervert in him, or the fact that he still couldn’t have anything to himself, he didn’t even have his own girlfriend to himself, and that was due to his brother. he didn’t have Cath to himself, he didn’t have Julia to himself, he never had anything. he kinda liked the idea of being your first, but now you tell him that his youngest brother took your innocence? “Andy, we just wanted it out of the way. We could both say that we’ve had sex, it was embarrassing back then if you were a virgin,” you had defended, stroking his arm. “..i’ve never been with anyone else since. if that makes you feel better. i’m sure my hymens grew back by now.”
it did make him feel better, only a little. you’d be his from then on, anyway.
tears running down my thighs
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can’t stop thinking about pope being taken aback and almost hurt when he realizes you shaved your bush. like he’s genuinely mourning
AHHHH I LOVE THIS SM!! thank you so much for the request! 💗 sorry for any spelling mistakes did not proofread read literally did this in 20 minutes lol. Slán go fóill! Enjoy!
Pope doesn’t know why he loves the bush. Maybe it’s because you always have a bush, and he loves your pussy, maybe he likes the colour?…or maybe it’s because your scent is stronger because of it, but he thinks that’s gross of him and he’d never admit that to you. He loves it.
it had been a quickie in the afternoon, Lena was at a friends birthday party and one thing led to another, pulling your panties down to find a shock. “what the fuck?” he had uttered to himself, staring down at your bare mound. Literally bare. Goosebumps and all. “what’s the problem?” “you shaved your bush?” “gosh, Andy, don’t call it that,” “you shaved it all?” “yes.” “why would you do that?”
you just rolled your eyes, reaching to unbuckle his belt, feeling his enthusiasm dwindle slightly. hes sure his dick would’ve gone soft if the rest of you wasn’t so breathtaking. and if he didn’t know how your pussy felt so good. “is she not cold?” Andrew asked, brows furrowed and a genuinely disappointed tone, a small frown on his face. “andy!”
he took advantage of the free time, but later than night after Lena went to bed, he wouldn’t shut up. “whyd you shave it?”
“Can’t i shave my own cooch?” you retorted, glancing at him across the sofa, seeing him grimace slightly from the lewd language, like he never said worse stuff. “it felt a bit unruly. she needed a trim, anyway.” “and how would you feel if i went bald?” “excuse me, Andrew?” “you heard.” sassy andrew
you just stared at him, and you couldn’t help but be amused. “why are you so bothered? i’m not,” “because i like it.” he defended, “it’s meant to be there..protecting and warmth and shit..”
“Andy likes an 80’s porno bush?” you teased, nudging his thigh with your perfectly painted toes
“fuck off…”
“i won’t shave it off again. Hate to see you sulky, baby.” you promised, unable to fight back the amused smirk and stroking his cheek to reassure him.
(he would also never say this to your face, but he hates the stages when it grows back. all stubbly and shit? itchy? wouldn’t it just be easier to let it be? let it grow into a bush? the stubble feels harsh against his face when he eats you out, one of his favourite hobbies, and even against his own pelvis. then again, he can’t complain, not when his stubble is always on you; your cheeks, your lip, your thighs, your delicate folds.)
Happy birthday to my husband and future father of my children Andrew 'Pope' Cody. I would give you birthday sloppy head and bake you a cake for you to blow out your candles!
Bisous mon amour <3
found a pope cody n amy deleted scene !!! i’m not okay !!! (@. hatughsea on twitter)
him leaning into the kiss n touching her waist but pulling away so quickly !!
n then grabbing her back for the kiss after she pulls away ugh
the firmness in which he cups her face :,)
n then ends up kissing her forehead & he looks so shy after!!! aaaaa
i might have to write a pope fic inspired by this scene

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I don't now about y'all, but one of my favorite scenes in AK is when Pope is blasting, at a deafening volume, West Water Outlaws with Lena in the car. Gotta expose them kids to the right music from a young age.
And note that Lena is a happy camper because he got her ice cream.
Nobody can convince me that that man is not husband and father material.
older men, hello !!
i’ll never be good enough.
and when pope cody's body is laid to rest, the bugs will taste loneliness. and grief. and a sense of never feeling normal or desired. but there will be an aftertaste..
those are his two girls idc argue w the wall
i honestly fucking hate men.

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i know we love panty stealer!pope but have we considered reader, his equally insane gf who nests with all his sweaty post-job shirts? no? ok ill just see myself out.
canon pope isn’t as sexual as he’s made out to be— in fact he really struggles with sexuality. which is why his most intimate moments are shared in between mutual looks.
sitting on the couch at smurf’s, his brothers berating him about coming home from prison and wanting to jump on the first job they find. craig calls him reckless and stupid. but you jump to his aid. just like you always have. deep gaze held as you state, as simple and in-arguably has possible, “don’t say that about him.” it’s the first time in years someone really looked at him.
or years later, when you’ve long since thoroughly embarassed yourself in front of him with affectionate hugs and smiles, you watch him walk out with amy after their reunion date. clutching your purse as you wait for j to pick you up from your shift, you smile at andrew. you can’t help your tears, they burn your eyes and skew his figure even more in your clouded brain.
he looks back at you, what’s a stranger if not a lover in another life?
you watch amy walk to her car after a sweet hug with pope & you quickly swipe at your cheeks, pushing the tears away. you’d never want andrew to know he made you cry, couldn’t live with the idea of making his gnarled heart throb anymore with guilt. “oh… she’s beautiful andrew.” his head whips around, curls blowing in the sea salt air. stern eyes melt at the sight of your face & he swallows down the terrible feeling of adoration & failure & guilt & the undeniable pull of love. you smile at him, and can’t stop the tears that escape.
to love pope cody, is to suffer the never ending pain of an inmovable object on your chest. he knows it. which is why you just stare, even when amy’s tailights flash red across the lovers; the polarized figurines so fragile that one touch would kill them both.
you realized you’ve never touched him. he’s never touched you. does it matter?