unfortunate™️

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

i hate when people say you only live once. speak for yourself. i’ll be back.

Should have worried more about his mental condition.

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

dean winchester was too old to be bisexual so they put him down like a dog

if tumblr goes down im going to the bar and arguing with a middle aged man about nothing in particular

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there