Nyctophilic Nonsense

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

thank the gods, thank the heavens, thank the stars for trans men and transmasculinities ♥︎✧♥︎✦☆♥︎★

thank the gods, thank the heavens, thank the stars for trans women and transfemininities ♥︎✧♥︎✦☆♥︎★

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

I can't stand this cultural shift from ass to ahh you guys sound fucking corny

you know what, fuck you. *shakes the water off my pelt and gets it all over you*

EVERYBODY GET MORE GOTH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

no idea what kissing is about anymore. zero familiarity with the ruleset. if i accidentally suck one of their teeth into my mouth do i get to keep it? would that be rude? what's the meta

suddenly realized that cheating as a fun sexy fiction trope holds zero appeal for me for the opposite reason that most other people usually have for disliking it, namely that I am simply too polyamorous to feel in any way emotionally moved by the taboo and thrill of breaking exclusivity. it's just nothing to me, it's a magic circle I've never stepped in, and the narrative usually expects the audience to already implicitly understand why this conflict matters and thus doesn't spend time getting you invested.

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

unlike you allosexuals i'm not easily aroused

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed

i cant breathe.

send help. dying

fuck

I am the snake in my boot

I AM THE SNAKE IN MY BOOT

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER