Nyctophilic Nonsense

no idea what kissing is about anymore. zero familiarity with the ruleset. if i accidentally suck one of their teeth into my mouth do i get to keep it? would that be rude? what's the meta

suddenly realized that cheating as a fun sexy fiction trope holds zero appeal for me for the opposite reason that most other people usually have for disliking it, namely that I am simply too polyamorous to feel in any way emotionally moved by the taboo and thrill of breaking exclusivity. it's just nothing to me, it's a magic circle I've never stepped in, and the narrative usually expects the audience to already implicitly understand why this conflict matters and thus doesn't spend time getting you invested.

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

unlike you allosexuals i'm not easily aroused

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed

i cant breathe.

send help. dying

fuck

I am the snake in my boot

I AM THE SNAKE IN MY BOOT

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)

I don’t struggle with vampirism, i’m actually very good at it thank you

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad