During a hike a few years ago, I was, like, taking the proper tick precautions, tucking my pants into my socks, etc. and everyone was making fun of me for being so freaked about ticks, and later the topic of genie wishes came up and one of the girls there said, "I'd wish that ticks could fly so Newt would kill himself."

I appreciate the concern, but I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

God forbid women do anything

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you're not logged in

your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

happy 11th anniversary of this post

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

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