tim, at the slightest inconvenience: i’m breaking the no-kill rule. on myself

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tim, at the slightest inconvenience: i’m breaking the no-kill rule. on myself

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okay so me and my friend used to have this plan where we would eventually kill eachother, it was a joke of course but we made it pretty in detail(I'm not going to go into it here) , because we were like it's better that to kill ourselves by ourselves and have people gossip and ask out family and try find out our reasons and shit. I want like the core four of yj to have that , like a suicide slash homicide plan , like they decide that they killed eachother and the last person standing kills themself because like yea. I think it would be entertaining if not funny if like the batfam or superman or wonder womens or cassie's mum or like flash fan found out , it would be fucking awesome if all of them found out plus friends ya know , and the core four are just standing there like "guys it's not that serious, we were bored on a Saturday whole making the plan ,i swear we don't need therepy" even though they definitely do ,
Choosing and then reading fics tagged “hurt no comfort” is like walking through the furniture store, seeing a wall with a bunch of knives taped to it, deciding to install the wall in your home, and then repeatedly walking into it on purpose.
and then deciding to do it again. Because you’re a masochist.
No but let’s talk about the whole Apokalips thing in Our Worlds At War. Young Justice 1:35–37, Superboy 1:91, Impulse 1:89.
Kon really, really screwed up. His impulsive and insubordinate actions, expressly against Robin’s orders and in full opposition to the rescue mission they were engaged on, led directly to:
the permanent death of one team member (Slobo is not Lil Lobo even if he does have his memories, and neither are any of the other regenerated Lobos, most of whom also die; original Lobo remains dead)
the partial death of another (Bart is in a coma for over a week after experiencing the death of his speedforce duplicate)
the start of Greta’s corruption arc via Darkseid
and the torture and thorough traumatisation of the rest of team (they are held in VR worlds where they are forced to live through the deaths of their loved ones and their own deaths, repeatedly).
Tim leaves Young Justice over this. Bart stops being a hero altogether for a while.
And we never see Kon apologise.
Okay so yes he acknowledges to himself he is entirely at fault for this. He spends a whole issue agonising over what he’s done and yes, he resolves to apologise to Robin.
But he never does. He gets distracted by some fallout from the war and by Joker’s Last Laugh. Tim gets involved again in World Without Young Justice, when reality has been altered and none of them are who they should be.
And then after that, Tim, who is relieved that his identity has been revealed (something he wanted to do long ago) in a way that he couldn’t control or be blamed for, asks to rejoin the team.
And.
Kon and Cassie do this:
(I’m not blaming Snapper, Ray, or Slobo, none of whom were there when this went down even if Slobo does have the memories of it. They are just following Kon and Cassie’s cues.)
And Tim reacts like this:
Which is not the reaction of someone who has already received a heartfelt apology.
And yes, then they hug and welcome Tim back into the team. But I think Tim ends up fully internalising that his leadership (and his refusal to share his identity, like they have any right to it) is to blame for the whole debacle. And Kon lets him go on thinking that.
Meanwhile, at the Robins Nest*
Tim: The Nest is a safe space?
Dick, Jason, Damian, and Steph: The Nest is a safe space.
Tim: *breathes in deep* Okay, so...you guys ever think about dying?
Jason: All the time. Remember that one time I —?
Tim: No, no, not like that.
Damian: *places a delicate hand on Tim's forearm* If you're thinking of hurting yourself, you can tell us.
Tim: Not like that, either, promise.
Steph: Okay, let's let him explain.
Tim: Like...I don't want to die. It's just, you know, I just want to die a good death, you know? Like if I die saving someone, like Jason did.
Dick: *nodding* Oh yeah, that's totally normal.
Tim: It is?
Dick: Yeah. I think that way all the time. My life isn't worth more than anyone else's. I can take a hit if it means someone I'm protecting won't. I've accepted that I'll probably die in the line of duty. Looking forward to it, actually.
Jason, Tim, Steph, Damian: ...
Jason: Yeah, no, that's not normal.
*Dick's apartment.

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okay so forever ago I was reading this fic where everyone realizes how close Tim and Jason have gotten and learn that it's bc Jason stopped Tim from killing himself but I can't find it so if you know the author or title or anything please share i am begging you
the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.
:/
this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor
In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time
Congratulations on the cat

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People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
I enjoy the running gag that Guinevere is the only one who seems to be able to recognize Lancelot when he has a helmet on, regardless of what armor he is wearing. Red Knight, Black Knight, White Knight, Gawain, Arthur and even Galehaut are totally clueless even though his fighting style is described as being very distinct. He shows up and everyone is like ‘WHOAAAA! WHO IS THAT MYSTERY KNIGHT???’ and Guinevere is like ‘…it’s Lancelot. Again. I thought we all clocked that 30 minutes ago.’

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i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.
There's a direct correlation between how embarrassing and/or undignified some specific cause of death would be, and how much potential it has for a cool name for a punk band. Consider:
human error
sheer incompetence
rabid pigeons
liquid shits
drowned in shit
chainsaw castration
chinchilla attack
autoerotic electrocution