Epithine

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

sorry for acting gross perverted obsessed & deranged. it’s cause i am gross perverted obsessed & deranged

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

at this point my emoji reactions are more of a sign of my reading comprehension than anything else.

“it’s really raining over here” familiar word spotted: rain! I shall reply appropriately: 🌧️

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated