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if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

i would like Money Dog to bring me a gold brick please

omg

It’s not a hand towel. On my world, it means hope.

Save us towel cat you’re our only hope

I knew uncle Phil was real and would kill for Will at this moment.

Uncle Phil was raw af

^^

i hate those ‘depression tips’ posts that are like “clean your entire house, you’ll feel better!” and “do something creative, like writing a story or sculpting!” like i literally can’t move even though i’ve had to pee for the past 2 hours but thanks

the motto