Dionysus: It hurts walking! There are pebbles, and twigs and they just stick to your feet.
Apollo: That's why normal people wear shoes.
Dionysus: Shoes are a social construct.
Apollo: They're to keep your feet safe—
Dionysus: A figment of human imagination.
Apollo: But they're real, I'm wearing a pair right now.
Dionysus, looking at Apollo's shoes, then back up to his face: You've betrayed me.






















