You'll understand. Maybe

so when i do the Autistically Kills You To Death Stare its "strange" and "offputting" and "bad for customer rapport" but when a skinny person with eyeshadow on does it its "trendy" and "the new look"

It’s the boots that are Italy-shaped

humans are not the only animal to engage in homosexual activity, but they are the only animal that engage in being homophobic. (source)

wrong i limped my wrist at my cat and he attacked me

god damnit I can’t wait fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

Me and mutuals

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