god dammit bearbar

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

They'll end up in an evidence locker right next to the George Costanza pistol

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

it's so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card

did i even tell you guys how i pretended to know how to play an instrument for three years and only two people ever figured it out.

i don't mean i was like. telling people i could play guitar, i mean i was sitting in band class holding a french horn to my lips and looking at the music and not understanding any of it or knowing how to play a single note. for 3 years.

the two people who knew were my best friend who knew i was too stupid to play such a complicated instrument and the only other hornist in my section who had to desperately cover for me because he knew i had blackmail material on him. i only came clean this year in my senior speech and to this day people still call me mellophony and the no hit wonder.

i saw the other hornist tonight and asked why he played along with me this whole time and he shrugged and said it was mostly because he thought it was funny. he didn't care about the blackmail

i WASN'T READY FOR THE MUSIC OMFG XJFKXKBE

caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”