goblins

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

hold on i have to reblog this again because i just realized they photoshopped meteor to be an airplane

Biden said he'd cancel student debt and instead he's mia getting his hole played with while kamala does fuck all

dried chile

GRIMES AND MUSK BROKE UP?

In 1961, the CIA tried to kill Castro by redirecting a road he used regularly into a solid stone wall onto which they’d painted a picture of a tunnel. This failed when Castro’s car proceeded straight on through the tunnel unhindered.