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Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

He’s casting a spell 🫧

They asked if I was giants I said bitch I might be

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me

be honest am i going to scale well late game?