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high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

Feels good as fuck to sigh like an old fat dog

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

going out of bounds in videogames makes me blush and feel flustered and also feel a unique sense of wonder and possibility. its like seeing the videogame naked

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

NEVER MIND, I FOUND IT!!!

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

I, for one, appreciate your passion for liminal spaces and thank you for explaining it to the rest of us.

I get the playgrounds at night because I walk to one that’s near my house at night sometimes and hang out. I always feel like I’m being watched or followed, or rather something out of the ordinary is happening

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

First post that I am seeing if you......and followed

alright so it turns out I am actually getting clout from feigning a sexual attraction to spiders