Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness

having sex with a girl is all abt learning her attack patterns. or else

The boss says we need to start hanging out at double efficiency. we need to chill twice as much

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

The second one

okay I know there’s a lot going on here but are we all seriously just gonna skip right past the blowjob-giver being named “gunk”

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

the dice on the bus go roll roll roll