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i watched a movie so i need to reblog a few gifsets of that movie to show that i watched it. you guys understand

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

If you're a man and a showrunner first of all you need to kill yourself

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

sources are saying that lord knows it would be the first time

i love when girls kill everyone who ever wronged them. more girls should do this

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent