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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

"what are you gonna do with that degree?" I don't know. probably kill myself.

you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth

we are simply not doing romance like the b-plot of the 2003 children's movie "holes". that was the peak. we've lost our way

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

Welcome to the lair of the girl who's heart is just not really in it right now

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

If a woman is evil it's okay, but if a man is evil, well I don't have time for that.