Bugs in Your Brain

Deadass they used to call me this in high school

I have not gotten my period in forever which is lovely because obviously no period is the best but it’s been like four months and I was recently informed that it probably isn’t a good sign for my health so I started popping an iron pill everyday and actually taking vitamins but now I’m scared I’m gonna get it and bleed all over my bed or something but I’m also scared that I won’t get it and will have to face a doctor and explain to them that I’ve been so irregular for the past couple years that I once went six months without a period and didn’t question it at all and I don’t want to face that kind of embarrassment

Okay so I don’t have to go to the doctor but I am eternally suffering

Me when I stay up late to work on engineering homework cause I had to meet my team at 7:30 in the morning to go over it and when we all sit down the girl who insisted we meet at the buttcrack of dawn said she hadn’t done any of it

Like the whole point was to solve the problems beforehand and then go over them with each other and it was her idea and she didn’t do a single one???🤨And then I’m tryna explain my work and it’s quiet for like 10 minutes and she just repeats what I said back to us like it was her idea and she did this not once☝️ but TWICE✌️

Guess who I’m close friends to now and who’s gonna be my new roomate

Im the most evilest pervert in the world, or at least in ohio

Of course you live in ohio why am I even surprised anymore

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.