Gob Bluth is Valid

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

people hiding their vampirism is soooo tired. its 2020 no one cares anymore.

If my girl friends want to see my tits, I will simply show them

Chess Is For Men. Women Wouldn't Get It.

Has anyone else been in the strangest, most indecipherable headspace of their life lately